Saturday, August 22, 2009

Top 5 phrases that may make me go Ted Bundy on some people (joking of course):

1. "It don't matter." - Did you just pick up the English language f$%k-stain?
2. "It's a 'mute' point." - MOOT YOU @SSHOLE!! Christ, even Rick Springfield on the track "Jesse's Girl" got this right.
3. "Here again. . . " Now, there is nothing wrong with this phrase. However, if you sit behind me at the office and use it 20 times during every ten minute conversation on a DAILY basis, I may, just may have to f#cking PUNCH YOU.
4. "Where are you at?" - If you know me, you know this is the phrase that absolutely "Grinds My Gears" a la Peter Griffin. It's "Where are you?" moron!! You sound like some ghetto white-trash piece of sh#t that couldn't pass 4th grade English class using the other version.
5. "Supposebly" - Um, did you get your vocabularly out of a G-D Cracker-Jack box? I know some 60 year old @sshat that actually thinks this is a word.

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