Defective Cog in the Wheel Sighting

Recently I read the following article:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090803/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_jobless_grad_sues

Of course after weeping openly for society as a whole, I unfortunately began to realize that in reality the "Worst Generation" is coming of age. You know, the generation that believes everyone owes them something because they simply have a pulse. But really, after reading the article again, there is an opportunity for yet another lawsuit. Therefore, I am countersuing this woman's mother, Carol Thompson, for creating such a worthless human being and drag on society. Somewhere along the way, she forgot to teach her daugher life lesson #1, NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING!! I am sure a judge will give my court documents as much credence as they will give Miss Thompson's initial claim.

Every once in awhile I have doubts about my convictions regarding my lost faith in humanity. I've said to myself, "Cole, I think you're being too pessimistic in your assessment. Maybe you're being too harsh," blah, blah, blah and then I read articles like this and I know I am 100% right in saying that the vast majority of humans are morons. Or, at the very least I've discovered yet another Defective Cog in the Wheel.