http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/18/colorado.balloon.investigation/index.html
Reason #1,234,543 that the general population as a whole is completely and utterly STUPID. Not "ignorant" but stupid. I'm 100% convinced of this.
"On Sunday, Alderden called the incident a 'hoax', adding that investigators believe the evidence indicates that 'it was a publicity stunt' by the family in hopes of 'better marketing themselves for a reality television show at some point in the future'." =
Reason #3,454 "Reality Television" caters to white trash. These a-holes were already on the LCD (Lowest Common Denominator) show, "Wife Swap."
"The Heenes have previously appeared on the ABC program "Wife Swap." Richard Heene chases storms and brings the family along."
Okay, I'm TRULY shocked by this announcement. REALLY? You don't say?
"Heene has been described as a meteorologist, but his education ended at the high school level, Alderden said."
Last but not least these people named their kid "Falcon." Okay, without going into a 100 page dissertation as to what is wrong with this selection, that says one thing to me right there about your "family." The dad is, at the very least, a douche bag and the mom is a complete dumb b%#ch. Read the book Freakonomics about baby names and what it says about your "original" name. I'm guessing "original" doesn't come up but a whole maelstrom of other things do. I'm so tired of parents in general coming up with these silly-@ss names thinking they're all clever and original when in fact it just confirms you're WT. Guess what? Your syrupy "cute" name or those selections that are actually "animals" make the rest of us want to puke, ENDLESSLY! Jesus-f'n-christ, I hate these people. Ask yourself if your kid brought "Falcon" home to play for the first time and you heard his name you immediately wouldn't be making a "judgment call" about his parents? Yeah, that's what I thought.
This story is just another reason to bring back public hangings. Send these a-holes a bill from the city for all the time they wasted tracking this G-D balloon and all the other administrative costs. Of course, their hillbilly-@sses would never be able to pay . . but still COME THE F$#K ON PEOPLE!!!
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Lebron giving advice to Terrelle Pryor . . . part of what is wrong in sports today.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4584704
Did anyone else read this story from ESPN and think, "This is what is wrong with sports today"? I read this article and I'm thinking, okay LeBron, we get it, you're a 24 year old celeb/superstar. You may have some advice about handling the spotlight at a young age but how are you qualified to handle the deserved negative press that Pryor is receiving? You've had NO real negative press, EVER. Not to mention the fact that Pryor isn't even nearly as talented as you in his respective sport. It would be like Michael Jordan giving me pointers about how to run my projects. Yeah sure, he's a successful business mogul in addtion to his basketball skills, but how's he qualified to talk to me specifically about project management?
Also, WHY IN THE F#$K IS THIS ALL EVEN NECESSARY?!! Pryor is an adult and in college. He's also a college athlete that just happens to SUCK at his position. Guess what? The media and the fans are going to roast you, no matter who you are. Welcome to the rest of the world A-HOLE. If that's all the problems you have, I'll trade places with you TOMORROW! Deal with it and get on with life like the rest of us. I'm so sick of these pampered athletes and their whiny-@ss attitude. "Oh, whoa is me they're picking on me . . . waaaaaaaaah!" Cry me a f'n river. Yeah, I don't give a sh#t.
If I were Coach Tressel, here's what I'd be telling Pryor, "Look, how do you like catching passes, running punts and running kicks back? Because that's the only way you're ever going to see the field here at OSU since you absolutely suck in your decision making as a QB. Dude, we lost to f'n previously 1-5 Purdue because of your bonehead plays."
I had nothing against Pryor until I started reading stories like the one above. In fact, I LOVED when he spurned Michigan to opt for Ohio State because "your enemies' enemy is your friend," but now . . . I want this kid to fail miserably and I'm not ashamed to admit I'm going to REVEL in every minute of it.
Oh and to all those people that say, "They're only kids, you shouldn't be so harsh, we should protect them . . . . shouldn't boo them . . . . blah, blah, blah." Yeah, F you too. First, if you're 18 and in college you aren't a "kid" anymore. I've had to deal with much larger issues at 18 than people booing me on a football field. Second, the fact that even if they are considered "kids" is completely irrelevant. You chose to play big-time sports, you then also chose to pay the big-time price that goes along with that decision. If that means getting booed so be it. There are bigger issues out there than you getting booed and I don't need some jackass telling me, "Oh, don't do that, they're just kids." My response, "Yeah, why don't we just turn the scoreboards off and "everyone wins"? How about that A-hole?! Thanks for the 'advice,' now kindly STFU as I'll have no part in the wussification of America."
Did anyone else read this story from ESPN and think, "This is what is wrong with sports today"? I read this article and I'm thinking, okay LeBron, we get it, you're a 24 year old celeb/superstar. You may have some advice about handling the spotlight at a young age but how are you qualified to handle the deserved negative press that Pryor is receiving? You've had NO real negative press, EVER. Not to mention the fact that Pryor isn't even nearly as talented as you in his respective sport. It would be like Michael Jordan giving me pointers about how to run my projects. Yeah sure, he's a successful business mogul in addtion to his basketball skills, but how's he qualified to talk to me specifically about project management?
Also, WHY IN THE F#$K IS THIS ALL EVEN NECESSARY?!! Pryor is an adult and in college. He's also a college athlete that just happens to SUCK at his position. Guess what? The media and the fans are going to roast you, no matter who you are. Welcome to the rest of the world A-HOLE. If that's all the problems you have, I'll trade places with you TOMORROW! Deal with it and get on with life like the rest of us. I'm so sick of these pampered athletes and their whiny-@ss attitude. "Oh, whoa is me they're picking on me . . . waaaaaaaaah!" Cry me a f'n river. Yeah, I don't give a sh#t.
If I were Coach Tressel, here's what I'd be telling Pryor, "Look, how do you like catching passes, running punts and running kicks back? Because that's the only way you're ever going to see the field here at OSU since you absolutely suck in your decision making as a QB. Dude, we lost to f'n previously 1-5 Purdue because of your bonehead plays."
I had nothing against Pryor until I started reading stories like the one above. In fact, I LOVED when he spurned Michigan to opt for Ohio State because "your enemies' enemy is your friend," but now . . . I want this kid to fail miserably and I'm not ashamed to admit I'm going to REVEL in every minute of it.
Oh and to all those people that say, "They're only kids, you shouldn't be so harsh, we should protect them . . . . shouldn't boo them . . . . blah, blah, blah." Yeah, F you too. First, if you're 18 and in college you aren't a "kid" anymore. I've had to deal with much larger issues at 18 than people booing me on a football field. Second, the fact that even if they are considered "kids" is completely irrelevant. You chose to play big-time sports, you then also chose to pay the big-time price that goes along with that decision. If that means getting booed so be it. There are bigger issues out there than you getting booed and I don't need some jackass telling me, "Oh, don't do that, they're just kids." My response, "Yeah, why don't we just turn the scoreboards off and "everyone wins"? How about that A-hole?! Thanks for the 'advice,' now kindly STFU as I'll have no part in the wussification of America."
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